Movie Rocker Report

Ridley Scott is now OFFICIALLY attached to direct a big screen movie based on Hasbro’s popular board game Monopoly. Corpse Bride/Monster House scribe Pamela Pettler has been hired to write the script. Studios are banking on passing JoBlo and collecting 200 million dollars.

Michael Crichton died of cancer, it was announced on Wednesday. He was 66.He was probably as well known for movies based on his books as for the novels themselves. In memory of everyone's global warming-denying scribe, we present a list of the Top 10 Michael Crichton movies of all time.

Babylon 5 and Changeling scribe J. Michael Straczynski commissioned to re-envision the 1956 sci-fi classic....

Comics scribe Mark Millar says "I want to start on Krypton, a thousand years ago, and end with Superman alone on Planet Earth, the last being left on the planet, as the yellow sun turns red and starts to supernova, and he loses his powers."

Despite popular opinion, not everyone enjoyed Michael Bay's Transformers and salty fanboy and AO scribe Ahmad Chaudhary certainly did not. Legitimate criticisms or is he just being whiny? Read more and decide for yourself!

"If there was any time to do it, I would say it's now. The comic is doing amazingly well. [Cloverfield scribe Drew] Goddard could make something great with Whedon."

This according to Hebrew Hammer scribe Jonathan Kesselman. Also on board is Martin Landau as either Abraham or Moses, Carol Kane as Mary, and Richard Lewis as Jesus.

J.K. Rowling has announced that Beedle the Bard - you know, that book that Rowling briefly acknowledged in Deathly Hallows - was completed. The book is set to have illustrations hand-drawn by J.K. Rowling herself, and the entire thing was also handwritten by the popular Harry Potter scribe.

WE SAY: Allow us to don the hyperbolistic journalist's hat here before announcing: THIS MAY BE THE MOST PERFECT TEASER EVER. OF ALL TIME. Seriously, though, it is. The scant information about this project makes it all the more fascinating – although online chatter speculates it may have to do with horror scribe H.P. Lovecraft & his Cthulhu mythos.